It's my world

It was a worth game to watch last nite..eventhough i had to go to school early in the morning but it was a worth waiting game at 12 am when you could see your favourite team Man Utd beat the so called Big 4, Chelsea. It was a well deserved win where Man Utd can easily score 4-5 goals. We still have two games in hand and hopefully by the end of the month we will be at the top of the league again. My man of the match should go to the ever industrious Park Ji Sung and the ever so reliable and strong Nermanda Vidic..Glory, glory Man Utd..Chelsea who..hua hua hua...

I found some collection of jokes in the net in which i would like to share with you. Mind you, all of them are clean jokes ok..:)

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.

A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.

A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.

Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!

What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).
1.Telegram
2.Telephone
3.Tell a woman

If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat.
If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.

A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's.

When I was young I didn't like going to weddings.
My grandmother would tell me, "You're next"
However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.

A: I'm in a big trouble!
B: Why is that?
A: I saw a mouse in my house!
B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
A: I don't have one.
B: Well then, buy one.
A: Can't afford one.
B: I can give you mine if you want.
A: That sounds good.
B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
A: I don't have any cheese.
B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
A: I don't have oil.
B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
A: I don't have bread.
B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!

Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.

One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"

Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."

His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."

A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"

With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."

The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"

Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."

It's been a week now since we welcome 2009, and of course the Ma'al Hijrah as well.When talking about new year, people always ask on our new year resolution and stuff like that. For me, i never have any new resolution. I did once try to have a resolution before, but before i knew, i realised that i ended that year without even remember what in the world my new resolution was..ever since then, when new year comes, i always tell myself that i want to be better than last year...better in terms of everything..profession, family life, financial and of course my well being as a person. Resolution can only guide you but it is only you who knows whether or not you can fulfil or achieve it.
Yesterday (January 5th) was the first day of school..my mind and my body seem to be very reluctant to go to school yesterday after weeks of holidays. I used to wake up around 8 when suddenly i need to be ready before even my son wakes me up. Usually it takes me few days to adjust and hopefully it won't last until weeks or months. It's a new chapter as well for me as a teacher. I will be having a new batches of students with a new piles of problems and excitement. But, i'll live with it..this is my life and i have to deal with it..so, happy new year to everyone. Just be better than yesterday and good luck in whatever thing that you are doing right now..see ya..